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"missing persons"

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clowns invading france!!!

*whistle* this is steven's ex-girlfriend.

how much is too much?

that is the question.
not only was it super 
embarassing. so we kinda fucked with everyone. like "i dont know which ones his girlfriend?" and bullied the shit out of everyone. which was super satisfying honestly. 

i actually reached out to some of my friends realizing how bitter t hey are. but in retrospect i regret nothing.

<< this is his ex

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hey chicken! hey chicken hey chicken! chicken! im like wHAWTTTTT!! hi ;3

sigh... hi saki...

"lets just say id never go to a nightclub with him." 

yea; they think its about being cool or hiphop culture. not only that most of the time its some autistic person. are "goth" sex offenders a thing? yes they are. not only that every single person in this issue is pretty much on an FBI watchlist.

anyways featuring... mm.. yours truly... sadly they wont let me upload any of my sex tapes because they "cant confirm the model in the video"

yea ; every person i had sex with went missing. even funnier; im literally watching them argue over who kills who; and who has sex with who.

some were smart and became hackers while others just kinda sad there ; letting it all happen.

so i told them i could summon black people. even funnier; it actually worked. i made up some fake bullshit; about being a secret agent. like yea i helped a little. most of the time it turned out to be some creepy black guy deleting everyones accounts.

we have no idea whats going on. no one was helping like at all. so what does that mean?

"is that an angel?" maybe. maybe not. so i made a fake religion. incriminated everyone; now they all hate me. haha they've been trying to kill me since i was like sixteen. not only did all of them fail.

ive had absolutely zero percent help from anyone else.

now im just letting the police arrest everyone.

WHYD THEY BREAK UP!

so im in this discord server called "edgy" right. i don't know they kept banning me haha the server owners fuckin hated me.

like sigh... funny thing is a bunch of cool famous people showed up; after i was gone... *POOF!*

annnyways;; shes like lalala;; with headphones on...  she used to webchat me a lot; like "he loves me he loves me not"


literally swooned and touch the monitor in front of everyone... like ahem...

so they kept yelling at her mostly; i didnt fuckin care...

im whispering to this other goth;; like "this goths chicks gotta go.." you know i need to uh.. find a job..

like oh ok ok. just turn your camera off.. *whispering* like oh shit really? 

so i kinda was like here; i found a goth pornstar. like 

"tell her you're her mom.."

mr. men!!!

yea its a lot like mr men. someone made a parody of it its a phone app called "dumb ways to die" its kinda creepy my friend kept singing the theme song and he killed himself. so that sure is one dumb way to die.
DISCORD; PORN; INSTAGRAM
whimp whimp whimp whimp haha faggot faggot faggot haha whimp haha *POW* his brains explode.

so anyways; some of my friends have been fired robbed. theres other people pretending to be sex workers scamming people.

there was drama with crunchyroll; twitch; kick; and a lot of discord servers. so of course i took advantage of this again. with my religion. i tricked some of them into killing each-other and so on. 

 

so as it turned out; among the success and failure of things. again; of course they don't fucking believe me! not only did they continue to harass everyone. 

my friends did not want to get involved. like basically not understanding completely  whats happening.

they were recording me; trying to screenshot messages; they tried sending in people to spy on us in our servers. they tried bribing us.

all this shit happened. im like uhh hmm..

so they tried faking my death like ten times. they're trying to make up false charges for incrimination. 

so i said "thirty dollars" i bet you im just gonna have like 30 goth chicks on me.

not only was i right i did this like four times on facebook. now im banned from facebook having 24 accounts deleted.


actually what happened was ; basically theres usually one person ; and theyre just reporting my account like crazy...

not only that;; they're completely oblivious to the fact most of these chicks are dating white guys or old people.

so the fact of the matter is;; goth people are stupid. most are friendly. but never ask a goth guy to solve a murder case.

so the only notable thing i finally did; was ... i definitely lose cool guy points for this; but im BANNED from tinder and bumble. so some friends and i hacked the government; stole some rare albums ; 

like one vinyl left type of deal; also taking down about three sex trafficking websites.
but yea i tried inviting people ; its usually only girls. these guys complain like every five mins everyday; and yell at everyone. its kinda sad.

so im sitting in my DISCORD server; literally crying drunk. 

this happened 3 times; and so on. even worse they're all fucking annoying like
"hes lying hes lying hes lying hes lying"


they're like there there... sweetie its ok.

 
yea all of our accounts kept getting deleted; even some little girls. theres one little girl; thats had five facebook accounts which im 90% sure her boyfriends just fucking with everyone. but uh;; i call that 

"stepping on legos" its usually some dipshit roblox players. i had a serial killer force me to watch spiderman with him; and so on.

yea we killed some minecraft streamer. its kinda annoying everyone thinks they're spiderman. like huh... uhhh i dont see spiderman anywhere.
even funnier its like "well well well looks like we have a confession"

im like i kinda just... turned his head to the right. like 

"i know ... you can kill this guy!" hes like eh ok fuck it.

 

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